I keep trying to figure which of these are the least repulsive looking!
In my mind, all of those could conceivably fall into the "man, I'm drunk as fuck and need to eat!"-style of late-night eating.
All except the corncob thing. Are you supposed to somehow pick the cob out of that mess and eat it with your fingers..., or go grandpa-style and cut the corn off the cob with a knife? In either case, that involves far more hand-eye coordination that what I normally equate to when it comes to drunken eatin'.